முதலில் ஒரு அயல் நாட்டு சமாச்சாரம்

முதலில் ஒரு அயல் நாட்டு சமாச்சாரம்

Maude Buys GM

In a very surprising turn of events, sitcom character Maude has purchased all outstanding shares of General Motors and has taken the company private.

In a very brief press conference, Maude popped in an 8-track and played:

Rick Wagoner was an automaker,
He didn't care if anyone bought.
Bob Lutz was a muscle car maker,
He didn't care if the whole world choked.
Gettelfinger was a big work stopper
Ain't ya glad he caved in?
And when the country was falling apart
Obama's got your warranty all sewed up
And then there's Maude
And there goes Saab
And then there's Maude
And there goes HUMMER
And then there's Maude
And there goes Pontiac
And then there's that old, never compromising, so hardly enterprisin' (ever see the Chevy Aveo, oy!) everything includin' tranqualizin' Right on Maude!